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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Calgone

On my way home, a police car pulled me over..

After they left, I puttered out of gas.
'Triple-A' came, but my card was expired!
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time.
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted!

They put cold things in by butt! (butt! butt!)
They sampled a bit of my D.N.A
They left me on top of my sheets,
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me.

This day sucked the hardest ever...

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
A little bit less than nothing would go my way.

Woke up to toss my soiled sheets,
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe.
It was then that I sensed the irony burning me,
Then I heard a voice say,
"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"

I suppose I'm to blame

Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds!

I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over.
I guess I'm the culprit, for running out of gas.
Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee.
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me.

Yesterday was all my fault.
I let negativity get the better of me.
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds!
They temporarily set free this quandary.


(Incubus)

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